Hooded Blanket – Freedom Shreds Eternal | PixiOnyx Cozy Chaos Cloak

Wrap yourself in unhinged liberty. Featuring a jacked eagle mid-screech with fireworks, hot dogs, and raccoons ablaze in the background — this blanket doesn’t whisper freedom, it roars it.

• Made from ultra-soft 100% polyester fleece for plush, all-day comfort

• Hooded design with spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks, remotes, or bald eagle memorabilia

• One-size fits most adults – generous cut and roomy sleeves

• Sublimation printed with bold, no-fade pigments for surreal vibrancy

• Machine washable and anti-pill — ready for bonfires, balconies, or battlefield reenactments

Bold warmth meets absurdist patriotism.

Exclusive to PixiOnyx — shred softly, dream loudly.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand H59, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Do not iron, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product